Hipster vs. Tire Swing

What happens when a hipster decides to battle a mainstream tire swing? Hipster Fail.

Angry Hipster

After thirty minutes of a hipster trying to make a fire, we crush his hopes and dreams.

Hipster Goes to the Beach

I had asked the hipster to go to the beach for the day. A normal person would make the connection that going to the beach would require a bathing suit and sandals, but I had no idea just how mainstream that train of thought was. The hipster decided that jeans, socks, and sneakers were necessary to wear to the beach. Wearing appropriate clothing for a situation is following the crowd. Therefore the hipster had to be unique and boil at the beach. Hipster Fail.